Quotes
Good Quotes from my Joke-of-the-Day emails.(Whoever those people may be.) I just felt these had to be shared.
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
-Paul Rodriguez
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
-Warren Hutcherson
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
-Oscar Wilde
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-Unknown, presumed deceased
posted by Vi @ 4:10 PM
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